Seeking Divine Intervention

To understand what this means:

“I am conservative with a modern outlook”

Berlusconi is at it again!

This guy is damn funny

Him

I asked him who he was. And he replied that he:

• lives in a 5 bed room villa in Bangalore
• drives a jaguar land rover
• wears Louis Vuitton jackets
• uses Rolex
• prefers Hugo Boss or Chanel deodorant
• And, wears Tag Heuer sunglasses

And I said, “adiós”.

Election

“Vote for Hoopoe“

“Vote for Warblers“

etc.

Its funny.

Indian media’s Formula.

“Spherical Bastards”

This seems to be a phrase used by Fritz Zwicky to describe people (mostly contemporary astronomers) “who are bastards whichever way you look at them”!

RacerSpeak

Look at what Mr. Lewis Hamilton says now..

“We want to do our talking on the track.”

He said the same exact words when:

1. His team was accused of spying
2. His team was initially exonerated due to lack of evidence
3. His team  was penalized due to further evidence
4. His team finally apologized for its actions

He is either brave or just silly!

Ha ha ha ha ha

Reactions about the-man-who-married-a-dog

By Ian Holloway…

Man in India marries bitch in an attempt to lift ‘curse’ after he stoned two dogs to death. His ‘bride’ wore a sari and a flower garland and was given a bun to celebrate.

Are you winding me up? Holy Mackerel! What can I say – that’s a wuff day with a difference, that is! Every dog has his day and today is wuff day. That just beggars belief, that.

Well I hope she was good looking. Did she look all right with that sari on? Good gracious, I’ve never heard anything like it.

That bloke must be barking

And why did he stone those dogs to death? How dare he? That’s cruelty to animals and now it’s double cruelty because he’s gone and married one.

Did the dog know anything about this? And when they said ‘I do’, did she bark it out or what? I can’t get over it – he should be locked up.

And there’s me thinking I’d seen it all on Jerry Springer when a bloke walked on and married this little horse.

But this takes the biscuit – after stoning poor two dogs, he’s allowed to marry another one. Very strange.

Funny

“You’d think he’d be violating every virgin within 100 miles – how does he even get on his bicycle?”

Dick Pound, WADA chief, musing about Floyd Landis’ unusually high testosterone during TdF 2006.