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Seeking Divine Intervention

Anand — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:04:52 +0000

To understand what this means:

“I am conservative with a modern outlook”

Berlusconi is at it again!

Anand — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:17:10 +0000

This guy is damn funny

Him

T_G — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:51:57 +0000

I asked him who he was. And he replied that he:

lives in a 5 bed room villa in Bangalore
drives a jaguar land rover
wears Louis Vuitton jackets
uses Rolex
prefers Hugo Boss or Chanel deodorant
And, wears Tag Heuer sunglasses

And I said, “adiós”.

Election

Anand — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:12:47 +0000

“Vote for Hoopoe“

“Vote for Warblers“

etc.

Its funny.

Anand — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:54:26 +0000

Indian media’s Formula.

“Spherical Bastards”

Anand — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 10:50:37 +0000

This seems to be a phrase used by Fritz Zwicky to describe people (mostly contemporary astronomers) “who are bastards whichever way you look at them”!

RacerSpeak

Anand — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:45:26 +0000

Look at what Mr. Lewis Hamilton says now..

“We want to do our talking on the track.”

He said the same exact words when:

His team was accused of spying
His team was initially exonerated due to lack of evidence
His team was penalized due to further evidence
His team finally apologized for its actions

He is either brave or just silly!

Anand — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:16:24 +0000

Ha ha ha ha ha

Reactions about the-man-who-married-a-dog

Anand — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:46:04 +0000

By Ian Holloway…

Man in India marries bitch in an attempt to lift ‘curse’ after he stoned two dogs to death. His ‘bride’ wore a sari and a flower garland and was given a bun to celebrate.

Are you winding me up? Holy Mackerel! What can I say – that’s a wuff day with a difference, that is! Every dog has his day and today is wuff day. That just beggars belief, that.

Well I hope she was good looking. Did she look all right with that sari on? Good gracious, I’ve never heard anything like it.

That bloke must be barking

And why did he stone those dogs to death? How dare he? That’s cruelty to animals and now it’s double cruelty because he’s gone and married one.

Did the dog know anything about this? And when they said ‘I do’, did she bark it out or what? I can’t get over it – he should be locked up.

And there’s me thinking I’d seen it all on Jerry Springer when a bloke walked on and married this little horse.

But this takes the biscuit – after stoning poor two dogs, he’s allowed to marry another one. Very strange.

Funny

Anand — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:16:22 +0000

“You’d think he’d be violating every virgin within 100 miles – how does he even get on his bicycle?”

Dick Pound, WADA chief, musing about Floyd Landis’ unusually high testosterone during TdF 2006.